22 12 2009

….Are we serious right now?

Out of all of the Jpop dancers on youtube, they choose HER to debut in Japan?!  God, I didn’t think there was anyone in the Japanese music industry that did mroe drugs than Tsunku, but I guess there is.

Seriously, whoever made that decision needs to hear a few things:

If you’re going to choose a white girl to debut in Japan, for good effing Jesus at least choose an ATTRACTIVE one!  You know, some boobs, some curves, a nose that doesn’t look like a crows beak maybe?

Second of all, if you want a dancer, then choose someone who can dance!!  (i.e. Amerikajinmusume or LunaCherii, or even, hate to say it, I’m a hell of a lot better dancer than her.)  I’m sorry, but she looks like a flailing wet cat.  Did you see how uninterested that crowd was?  I mean, Jesus Christ.  She looks friggin stoned all the time.

Third of all, if she’s going to debut in Japan, shouldn’t she, at the very very least, be able to PRONOUNCE Japanese?!  I understand a good amount of Japanese, but I couldn’t make out a single word she was saying.  And don’t say its because she’s Brittish, because I met plenty of Brittish people in Japan and their accents weren’t audible when they were speaking it Japanese.  I know she’s young and will take some time to learn it, but at least pronounce it?!

And fourth…. it’s just all wrong.  ALL WRONG.

I’m very, very disappointed.  Out of all the people on the whole fucking internet.

I very highly doubt she’ll make it because of her lack of Asian blood/looks, but still… this is just pathetic.

Oh, what have you come to, Japan?

Korea, anyone?

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